The Best Massages in London, Because You Deserve It
You've been slumped over the laptop for too long now.
If three years of hot-desking, working-from-kitchen-counter and ignoring the HR department's offers of an ergonomic desk assessment have taught me anything, it’s that I really need a massage. (Or rather, I should really improve my posture, but one of these things is much more likely to happen than the other.)
A good massage is of course a treat, but a great one offers benefits beyond 60 minutes of lying down in a nice, quiet room. A therapist worth their salt will know to freestyle, finding the areas of tightest tension and systematically working them out, meaning you’ll feel lighter and looser in the days that follow.
If you don’t know your Swedish massage from your lymphatic drainage, it can be tricky to know exactly what to ask for these days. You’re in safe hands with an aromatherapy massage – that’s the one with nice-smelling oils and relaxing movement. Swedish is another common form of massage, generally using light, soothing strokes to boost circulation and energy.
For something more serious, it’s deep tissue you need. As the name suggests, this one is more specialised, with your therapist responding to your particular ailments. Stronger pressure works out knots and toxins buried deep in the muscles, relieving chronic pain and tightness. Sports massage is similar, but is generally performed by a therapist that specialises in athletic injuries, and focuses on that one specific area, rather than the full body. Thai massage is another good option, involving deep yogic stretching and pressure best suited to those with a slight sadistic streak.
Lymphatic drainage is a massage technique that's particularly popular at the moment, thanks to the way it works wonders on sluggishness and bloating. Your lymphatic system, which carries toxins through your body, isn’t powered by an internal source, meaning it can become stagnant (especially if you’re spending more time sitting down than you are standing up). Lymphatic massage manually boosts the body’s lymph flow using long, targeted strokes, helping you to feel reenergised. (To boost the effects, drink a lot of water in the hours that follow.)
The capital contains more spas per square foot than Prets these days, but you don't want to risk spending your precious evening on a sub-standard treatment. Save yourself the regret and book one of these tried-and-tested winners (and stop sitting in silly positions at your desk.)
The Best Massages In London
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